I know at times we have to laugh to keep from crying. Laughter is good for the soul and mind. Read this and lets all give a little laugh for ourselves.
Hello. Welcome to the psychiatric hotline.
If you are obsessive-compulsive, please press 1. Repeatedly.
If you are co-dependent, please ask someone else to press 2 for you.
If you have multiple personalities, please press 3, 4, 5, & 6.
If you are paranoid, we know who you are and what you want. Just stay on the line so we can trace the call.
If you are schizophrenic, listen carefully and the little voices will tell you what number to press.
If you are man depressive, it does not mater which number you press; no one will answer.[i]Text[/i] ;)
