Do you need a laugh?
Sometimes, I do... OKAY! It's all the time! Thanks to my friend, she found this and sent it to me and I'm still laughin so I'm passin it on!
Enjoy!
Two rednecks, Bubba and Earl, were driving down the road
drinking a couple of bottles of Miller Lite.
The passenger, Bubba, said, "Lookey thar up ahead,
Earl, it's a dadgum police roadblock!! We're gonna get busted fer
drinkin' these here beers!"
"Don't worry, Bubba," Earl said. "We'll just pull over
and finish drinkin' these beers then peel off the label and stick
it on our foreheads, then throw the bottles under the seat."
"What fer?" asked Bubba.
"Just let me do the talkin', OK?" said Earl.
Well, they finished their beers, threw the empties out
of sight & put labels on each of their foreheads.
When they reached the roadblock, the sheriff said,
"Howdy boys, ya'll been drinkin'?"
"No sir," said Earl while pointing at the Miller Lite
labels... "Me and Bubba's on the Patch."
[B]My Milage:[/B]
[B]My Quit Date: [/B]5/11/2007
[B]Smoke-Free Days:[/B] 36
[B]Cigarettes Not Smoked:[/B] 900
[B]Amount Saved:[/B] $126.00
[B]Life Gained:[/B]
[B]Days:[/B] 2 [B]Hrs:[/B] 14 [B]Mins:[/B] 27 [B]Seconds:[/B] 55
